Oppo PSA

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
07/15/2016 at 13:18 • Filed to: None

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Don't mess with these. But if you do, they'll squeal.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:21

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A red velvet ant! Even though their sting is one of the worst, I do like my wasps to be wingless.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:27

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Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:29

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Put your finger down there so we can see how big it is.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Rainbow
07/15/2016 at 13:30

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Ditto. I have bad luck with wasps so if they're limited to one plane it's a little easier to deal with


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln!
07/15/2016 at 13:30

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I'm good


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:31

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I bet I’d squeal louder!


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:33

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What does it evolve into?


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:35

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I saw one of these on the ground at my niece’s birthday party last fall. I didn’t think they were in North Carolina.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:37

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Step on it.

Parasites suck.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden
07/15/2016 at 13:41

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A very angry BeeDrill.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
07/15/2016 at 13:43

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So a typical Georgia Tech alum?


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > Tekamul
07/15/2016 at 13:43

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You’ll just make it mad. It won’t die that way.


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:44

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Cow ants are assholes! I know they are technically wasps, but damn those things are hard to kill.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden
07/15/2016 at 13:45

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Pretty much.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > AfromanGTO
07/15/2016 at 13:46

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Well, I got shoes and it ain’t got no wings, so screw it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 13:51

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That’s a weird looking Beedrill.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > CalzoneGolem
07/15/2016 at 14:15

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I realized after I made the post I missed a good Pokemon joke


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Tekamul
07/15/2016 at 14:17

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They're actually pretty tough to kill by squishing.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
07/15/2016 at 14:18

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I think they've spread pretty far now. First time I saw one was in South Georgia. Now they're up here


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > AfromanGTO
07/15/2016 at 14:18

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Yeah. I dropped a heavy mat on one once on accident and it just started screaming. Crawled it's way out though


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > $kaycog
07/15/2016 at 14:19

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You're killin me. So many jokes. Must contain myself.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 15:04

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It is still not too late.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Funktheduck
07/15/2016 at 17:22

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Well now I have to mess with next one I see.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > E92M3
07/15/2016 at 17:57

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I grew up knowing them as “cow killer ants”. Their sting is supposed to be painful enough to kill a cow (it's not).